… It’s story time!! Grab yourself some popcorn 🙂
So there was this one time I woke up kinda late and in a bid not to miss class i forgot to pack some tissue for the day *insert monkey emoji covering it’s eyes*. Also I’m this person who does not use the break between classes to use the washrooms because I’d rather go in the middle of a boring class. Hihi
On this day, It occurred to me that I did’t have tissue just after I had left class..So I opted to go to the shop to get some. I asked for pocket tissues because there was no way I was going to go back mid lesson with a whole roll of tissue. And the conversation with the guy selling me tissue proceeded as follows:
Shopkeeper: pocket tissue imeisha (we are out of pocket tissue)
So I start thinking, well I’m kinda pressed, i need tissue either way.
Me: basi nipee tu tissue ya kawaida (just give me regular tissue)
And he pauses and stares at my face?? *creepy* then proceeds
Shopkeeper: How is your morning?
So I’m just here like, are you being courteous, are you being creepy? No wait, you have drawn conclusions from a purchasing tissue incident??
Me: My morning is perfectly fine
Shopkeeper: Are you sure?
Me: What do you think is wrong with it???
Shopkeeper: Usijali, utazoea tu (Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it)
So I’m just like what is that supposed to mean??? What could he possibly have thought I needed tissue for??
I almost told him to keep the tissue but fortunately for him, I needed it so I still bought it either way.
And now that I was done with that problem, I had to figure out how to discreetly carry it back to class :-D. But you know I’m genius so I obviously figured it out..
Comment below and tell me what you think was going through Mr. Creepy’s head