What is That Supposed to Mean??

… It’s story time!! Grab yourself some popcorn 🙂

So there was this one time I woke up kinda late and in a bid not to miss class i forgot to pack some tissue for the day *insert monkey emoji covering it’s eyes*. Also I’m this person who does not use the break between classes to use the washrooms because I’d rather go in the middle of a boring class. Hihi

On this day, It occurred to me that I did’t have tissue just after I had left class..So I opted to go to the shop to get some. I asked for pocket tissues because there was no way I was going to go back mid lesson with a whole roll of tissue. And the conversation with the guy selling me tissue proceeded as follows:

Shopkeeper: pocket tissue imeisha (we are out of pocket tissue)

So I start thinking, well I’m kinda pressed, i need tissue either way.

Me: basi nipee tu tissue ya kawaida (just give me regular tissue)

And he pauses and stares at my face?? *creepy* then proceeds

Shopkeeper: How is your morning?

So I’m just here like, are you being courteous, are you being creepy? No wait, you have drawn conclusions from a purchasing tissue incident??

Me: My morning is perfectly fine

Shopkeeper: Are you sure?

Me: What do you think is wrong with it???

Shopkeeper: Usijali, utazoea tu (Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it)

So I’m just like what is that supposed to mean??? What could he possibly have thought I needed tissue for??

I almost told him to keep the tissue but fortunately for him, I needed it so I still bought it either way.

And now that I was done with that problem, I had to figure out how to discreetly carry it back to class :-D. But you know I’m genius so I obviously figured it out..

Comment below and tell me what you think was going through Mr. Creepy’s head

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. Cozy Zen says:

    That guys is just creepy. Probably talking about some disease that needs you to keep buying tissue, not sure which one though.
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  2. hawicaesar says:

    waaa you are seriously going to keep us in suspense….”you will be fine, but ehhh a whole roll…this could be serious”

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    1. S.Nyambura says:

      Hahaha, can’t people buy tissue in peace no more ..

      Thank you for stopping by xo

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  3. mumbimutonga says:

    Haha…. that you probably had a running tummy? So creepy!

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    1. S.Nyambura says:

      Oh nooo!!! Hahahaha, people need to drop this speculations .

      Thank you for stopping by xo

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